Monthly Archives: February 2009

ALVIN S. SIMPLETON SAYS GET OVER IT

I’ve been worried about whether I’m a natural born American. Now, I’ll tell you why. You see, I’m the descendent of slaves, and we all know, they wasn’t considered citizens. Hell, they wasn’t even considered human. When I turned 65, I learned I didn’t have no birth certificate, that’s right, the folks in charge of such things couldn’t find me in their records. I was born in the segregated section of the hospital that no longer exists. If I can’t find my birth certificate, maybe I aint a American citizen.

This mess bout President Obama’s qualification to be president is what got me to thinking bout maybe some of them crazies demanding he show his original birth certificate might just decide that all Black folks claiming American citizenship must show they birth certificates. I mean, man, you can’t never tell what some folks gonna do. They wants him to show he a “natural born American.” Hell, I wonder how many of them is natural born Americans?

Them crazies done lost in the Supreme Court of the United States twice. Even some soldiers talkin bout they aint gon obey President Obama cause maybe he aint the Commander-in-Chief.

Why do they keep tryin? Racism, pure and simple, racism. Aint no other explanation. They caint stand havin a Black man as President of the U. S. Of A.

Hey, git over it already.

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ALVIN S. SIMPLETON ASKS WHAT’S UP WITH THIS DUDE

I viewed video clip on another blog of a pastor, Dr. James David Manning, yes the dude used his whole name, ranting about President Obama’s using the word “screwed.” You know what I’m talking bout. When he said “I screwed up.” Well, Pastor Manning said the word is a porn word, used in porn and he suggested it means “f…up” the way the President was using it. Oh, and he got some other folks in the TV business for using it.

Hey, the dude told President Obama the “jungle jive language got to go.” and he called the President a “long legged mack daddy,” not once but several times.

Now, I aint saying the dude ought to be put in jail, but I’m thinking he must be insane or sumpin. I mean his language aint no better. “Jungle jive,” “mack daddy.” Hey, he needs his mouth washed out with soap.

Maybe the Pres could’ve said he “messed up,” but saying he “screwed up”, well, it was sure in hell more forceful, know what I mean.

I guess the good pastor is some kind head of the language police. Well, I’m with  IA of the language police, and I say to him, “watch you language buddy, when you talkin bout our President.

Okay, okay, we live in the land of the free and freedom of speech is one them cherished freedom. I admit the guy has a right to say what he wants, but it still aint polite.

That’s all I got to say bout that. I’m outa here until next week.

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ALVIN S. SIMPLETON SAYS WHAT THE HEL IS A STIMULUS

Them republicans say tax cuts will stimulate the economy, and them democratic say, no, spending will do it. First off, folks, I aint sure what a stimulus is. Now I know they aint talking bout sex, so what in hell is they gonna stimulate? I’m thinking they talking bout putting more money in my pocket, and man, I could sure use it. I mean my health insurance done gon up, you know what I mean?

Anyway, I’m for cutting taxes cause it mean I have money to buy me some beer. And maybe get me some new tires on my 1960 ford, of course, it might not still be running by the time I get the money. Anyway, the way I see it, I’ll be contributing to the economy, I mean I’ll put the beer guys and tire guys back to work, assuming they been laid off that is.

I’m also for spending. Look I got cousins who need jobs, man. They been laid since last year, and that unemployment check bout to run out, know what I’m saying. If they get jobs, they can pay taxes, and the government needs its money so them congress folks and the president can find some way to spend even more to put more folks back to work. Hey, roads do need fixing, at least where I live here in Tennessee.

Now, I got to get my two cent worth in on folks who badmouthing President Obama. Hey, give the guy a break for God’s sake. He aint been in office a month, and already folks go round claiming he aint doing a good job cause of them dudes who he want to be on his team had a whole lotta problems and had to bow out before they bowed in.

And another thing, I don’t want to here no more bout how racism is dead in the US of A. I mean all you got to do is read some of them blogs to see that a whole lotta folks still don’t like us Black folks.

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ALVIN S. SIMPLETON SAYS GOP FOUND THE ANSWER

Baby, I done peeped the republicans hole card. I mean since the demos elected a Black man president, the elephant party had to do something. So, whata you think they did? For the first time in their history, they elected a Black dude to be chairman of the Republican National Committee, that is what they done.

I don’t know if electing Michael Steele to chairman is a smart move, but it should make for some great loud mouth fireworks, cause the brother can talk, but, baby, it remains to be seen if he can out talk the brother in the White House.

Anyway, as if we need another one, it is another first for us Black folks.

And another thing, it makes it harder for you real die hards to play the race card against them republicans. Man, it sho getting harder and harder to claim racism for everything that goes wrong for us Black folks.

You think the White folks is onto something?

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