Man, I tell you them Republicans can’t win for losing. First that senator dude in Nevada, gets caught doing the wrong thing with another woman.
Now, this week, that governor dude in South Carolina done shot the republicans in the other foot, pretending he went hiking in the mountains. How long did he think it’d be before somebody found out where he really was? He married with some kids, and he go all the way to Argentina to see his mistress?
Come sense shoulda tole him what was gon happen. Hell, hadn’t fellow republican just been caught with his pants down with the wrong woman.
What the hell was them dudes thinkin? They in the eye of the public, and they big time politicians, so it stands to reason they being watched. Maybe one time in the long ago past, it was okay to have a mistress on the side, but them days long gone. In these modern times, adultery is truly immoral.
Hey, senator dude and governor dude if them women you was seein so good, why don’t marry them?